Odd Tee Shirts For Sale!

Welcome to the Odd T-shirt Shop

Who really needs Strange Tee Shirts? EVERYONE!

We make odd tee shirts, some are strange, some are unusual and some are funny T-Shirts. you probably won't find many of these t-shirts elsewhere, now whether that's a good or bad thing is debatable. Most ideas and designs just pop into our tiny brains, and we make them. Our range is fairly small, but we will be adding more as time goes on.

Special offers will be displayed below when available.

Odd Tee Shirts current special offer code

Trump is a name for a fart

Trump is a name for a fart
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In my house Trump is a name for a fart

Price: GBP 15.69

George Galloway recently visited Legoland

George Galloway recently visited Legoland
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George Galloway recently visited Legoland using 2-for-1 vouchers his wife saved from cereal boxes.

Price: GBP 13.99

Arseholes

Arseholes
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Run into an arsehole in the morning, then you've run into an arsehole.
Run into arseholes all day every day, then the arsehole is you.

Price: GBP 13.99

Hold On

Hold On
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A hold on to your belt tee shirt. obviously.

Price: GBP 14.69

Banana

Banana
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A t-shirt pointing out a rarely talked about but common problem, where exactly should you look when eating a banana?

Price: GBP 16.39

double you aye enn kay eee are

double you aye enn kay eee are
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double you aye enn kay eee are - wanker tee shirt. wear it and see how long it takes someone to work it out!

Price: GBP 13.99

STFU - shut the fuck up

STFU - shut the fuck up
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STFU - shut the fuck up tee shirt. wear it and see how long it takes someone to work it out!

Price: GBP 13.99

see you enn tee

see you enn tee
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see you enn tee tee shirt. wear it and see how long it takes someone to work it out!

Price: GBP 13.99

eff you see kay

eff you see kay
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eff you see kay tee shirt. wear it and see how long it takes someone to work it out!

Price: GBP 13.99

Fuck Black Friday

Fuck Black Friday
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Fuck Black Friday tee shirt. Buy it on Balck Friday, tell people you bought it on Black Friday... oooh the irony!

Price: GBP 13.99

Hold On

Hold On
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hold on to your belt tee shirt

Price: GBP 12.99

Gary

Gary
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Old man / young man / new man. it's true, it bloody is! Gary.

Price: GBP 16.69

Lips

Lips
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pritt stick and lip balm are in similar containers. don't get them mixed up.

Price: GBP 16.39

Unreliable

Unreliable
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If you want a job done properly, do it yourself.

Price: GBP 16.69

Wrong?

Wrong?
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is a man always in the wrong, no matter what the situation?

Price: GBP 16.69

Euphemism

Euphemism
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faith is an unprovable idea. well it would have to be, wouldn't it..

Price: GBP 13.99

Abandon Shop

Abandon Shop
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I have no idea about this one!

Price: GBP 13.99

Thinking About

Thinking About
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Some people seem so nice and friendly, and sunny, and not bothered by annoying things or people. It's because their head is up their arse!

Price: GBP 16.69

Stop Worrying

Stop Worrying
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Price: GBP 14.69

Constipation

Constipation
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sometimes you just can't go. can't think. can't do anything.

Price: GBP 12.99

Common Sense

Common Sense
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Men’s Premium T-Shirt

Price: GBP 14.99

Only Alcohol

Only Alcohol
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when you need a little break from the everyday, have a quick pint of beer, and come up for some air.

Price: GBP 16.69

Washing Machine

Washing Machine
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Why not walk around town wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a washing machine on it. Why not!

Price: GBP 14.69

Love is...

Love is...
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Price: GBP 14.69

Burning Toast

Burning Toast
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i think this is a sign of having a brain tumor, or burning toast.

Price: GBP 18.39

Warm Foot

Warm Foot
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It's a t-shirt outlining an uncommon phenomenon of having a warm foot. one warm foot.

Price: GBP 14.99

Custard Bastard

Custard Bastard
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two similar and funny words, put on a t-shirt for almost no reason

Price: GBP 14.99

Sleep Sheep

Sleep Sheep
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, zzzzzzzzz

Price: GBP 14.99

Worst Pate Ever

Worst Pate Ever
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This sounds like something comic book guy from the Simpsons would say.

Price: GBP 14.99

Left Distraction

Left Distraction
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Price: GBP 14.99

tYPING

tYPING
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Price: GBP 14.99

Sunshine

Sunshine
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Price: GBP 14.99

What The...

What The...
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it's just a funny way of writing 'what the f**k', just so you don't offend granny, parents, teachers, employers etc.

Price: GBP 14.99

Skull Pixel too

Skull Pixel too
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Price: GBP 15.19

Skull Pixel

Skull Pixel
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Price: GBP 15.19

Never...

Never...
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Never Realise Your Dreams, You Will Ruin Them.

Price: GBP 14.99

Reality / Crutch

Reality / Crutch
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Reality is a Crutch for People Who Can't Cope With Drugs, Lily Tomlin Quote

Price: GBP 15.99

Sigmund Freud Quote

Sigmund Freud Quote
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Sigmund Freud Quote - There are no accidents

Price: GBP 16.99

Kenneth Williams Quote

Kenneth Williams Quote
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Price: GBP 16.99

Peter Sellers Quote

Peter Sellers Quote
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Price: GBP 16.99

Anvil

Anvil
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Boy Flying His kite, Opps I Mean Anvil - 2

Price: GBP 13.99

Anvil

Anvil
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Boy Flying His kite, Opps I Mean Anvil - Girls

Price: GBP 14.99

Washing Machine

Washing Machine
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Boy Flying His kite, Opps I Mean Washing Machine- Girls

Price: GBP 14.99

IDIOT

IDIOT
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Price: GBP 12.99

DILLIGAS

DILLIGAS
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DILLIGAS - Do I look like I give a shit ?

Price: GBP 14.99

html

html
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html - end head, start body

Price: GBP 12.99

Fish Finger Sandwiches

Fish Finger Sandwiches
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i love fish finger sandwiches

Price: GBP 17.69

Warning

Warning
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Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions

Price: GBP 12.99

God Does Not Exist

God Does Not Exist
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God does not exist

Price: GBP 13.99

God Does Not Exist

God Does Not Exist
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God does not exist

Price: GBP 13.99

Standard
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19.99 up to 47.99
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47.99 up to 399.99
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24.99
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over 94.80
29.99

A few other domain names that we own, point to this site www.odditees.co.uk - odd t-shirts, www.hilaritees.co.uk - funny t-shirts, www.sobrietees.co.uk - drinking t-shirts, and www.goditees.co.uk - religious t-shirts, can you see how it goes? So just to let you know, that one day, when we have a large enough selection of tshirts, we will make a specific site for each one.

We have a few odd tee shirt sections;

The most t-shirts worn at once

The record for the most T-shirts worn at once is 224 and was achieved by Charlie Williams (UK) in an attempt organised by itiswhatitis Ltd at St Antony's Catholic Primary School in Woodford Green, Essex, UK, on 14 September 2007.
flymedia / oddities helped it is what it is with the attempt.

All of our Tee shirts are of a high quality and are all 100% cotton. All TShirts on this site have been designed by Odditees.

We have t-shirts in a range of colours, most tee shirt colours can be changed if you want. We will soon stock caps, messenger bags and other stuff in a variety of colours and designs. You can pay with any of the normal range of cards, and we deliver virtually anywhere in the world, if you can see your countries flag at the top of the page, we deliver there!

If you have an idea for any T-shirts that you would like to see, contact us and let us know your idea. We'll then make it up, and put it on the site. We are in the process building a bespoke section for all our customers ideas.

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If you have any problems or questions, please contact us, and we'll try to sort it out.